When Cliff isn’t creating amazing video games like Gears of War and Unreal, he is entertaining me with displays of affection.
So I was bumming around the house editing the latest Joeshow when it occurred to me that I needed to stop before I went cross-eyed. So I invited Dana DeArmond and JonnyRotten to Dimples for some Karaoke. Next thing I know the dimples staff moved us front and center (they asked for us to move so because a birthday party)
DANA DOING SNOOPY DANCE
I found it odd that they put flowers on our table, and that people were recording us. Cut to 5 grape vodka and 7ups later, the flowers caught on fire from the table candle, a mexican looking guy jumps on stage a sings a 50 cent some (poorly) – it turns out to be the real 50 cent, they were filming something for mtv… he karaoked his own songs, me and Jon get interviewed after and it was fucking hilarious.. I hope they use it.
We smoke weed, run to the comedy store to watch Don Barris, then comic Mike Young gets on stage and Dana using her insane heckling skills knocks Mike off his tracks, then we go eat and I was so drunk that I was sexually advancing on our 80 year old waitress.. I spilled some ketchup on my crotch and she gave me napkins, and asked if I wanted her to wet them, and I said no, licked the napkin and rubbed my crotch.. and said my crotch is great now or something like that..
one of those mornings you wake up thinking… how did I make it home!
Here is 50 getting back on stage for an encore because Jon said in the interview that he fucked up his music the first time, and I think they had to go back and refilm him doing a little better…
Based on this video…

